Alternatives for ‘Nigga’

by ActuallyBrown on January 12, 2012 at 8:20 pm
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Old habits die hard. Worse yet, bad habits die noisily.

People in the general vicinity of my skin tone have created a lot of controversy around the N-famous (see what I did there?) word known now by its primary letter. Created by ignorant slave traders, perpetuated by an entire culture of hateful, scarcity-clutching, disdainfully judgmental people, and ironically commandeered by the very people which the word seeks to besmirch and persecute, this word has gone through several permutations in the last few decades or so, each an attempt to soften or ‘flip’ the meaning and reestablish the culture surrounding it.

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My New Artist Website

by ActuallyBrown on January 7, 2012 at 4:45 pm
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About time...a proper website for Fundamental.

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My Proposed Album Liner Notes [citation needed]

by ActuallyBrown on December 20, 2011 at 12:38 am
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This post is dedicated to all of my rap fans. First of all, thanks for listening to any of my tracks in the first place. Every little bit of appreciation of my oft-stalled craft moves me that much closer towards FINALLY making something great out of the talent that I discovered all those years ago. I can keep dropping mediocre joints forever (“once a month until the music bug finally bites me,” I recently told myself), but there comes a time in every person’s life when one has to jump into something with both feet. That time is soon approaching for me, but not quite upon us yet. Never the less, I think it’s time for me to actually do some logistical planning and architecting around what will be one of the larger ‘next steps’ for me. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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I’m A Genius: Part 1

by ActuallyBrown on October 11, 2011 at 4:41 pm
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Here’s an idea:

Bathrooms. We all use them. A problem that some people run into (that is, the people that wash their nasty-ass hands after doing their duties) is how to dry their hands off most efficiently.

Now, ‘efficiently’ has several connotations here. In one way, you want to get dry and get out, but many of the tree-huggers among us want to reduce paper use while not wetting up their clothes like they just got in a splash fight with the bathroom attendant (if you’re so haughty-taughty to use such bathrooms). Well, my first thought was: “hey, air dryers,” but they use precious electricity, but then I was like: “what if there were some mechanical way to dry your hands that used air?”

So then I came up with this sketch:

Kinda like a spinning wheel, except the gold is 'air', maaaaan...

And history has been made. You get a little bit of calorie burn in, and you get your hands dry in the process. Vi-o-la!

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Battleship (The Game): The Movie

by ActuallyBrown on July 29, 2011 at 9:57 pm
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Okay…what!?!?

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